It's May, right? Today is officially May 2nd. Yay! Just a couple more days before the streets are littered with White people who will desecrate yet another holiday that belongs to brown people. And yes, I do mean Cinco de Mayo.
But enough about that. I am so effing happy that I survived April. No, seriously, I am. April is... not my favorite month. I know, it's weird that I play favorites with the months, but I have a feeling that you do too. C'mon, you know you love the month that your birthday takes place in. I know it, and so do you, so there.
So this month went so fucking slow... as opposed to everything else before it. For some reason, everything in 2013 went fast, up until April. It's like some cosmic force out there really truly fucking hates me. It doesn't mean that this month was horrible. It was... okay. It's just that shit could've gone better, ya know?
So here a few precious gems/highlights from the month that almost killed me:
- I got this great ass dicture (yes, it is what the word implies) and it was a gift! This wasn't no titpix4dikpix bullshit. Oh, no. This was WAYYYYYY better. This guy randomly/non-randomly sent it to me. I swear, I thought he was only gonna send me a pic of his abs (which would've been just great), but no. up in there, I can totally see the base... or "just a tease" as he called it. How good was it, you ask? Well on a scale of 1 to 10, it was a 23. Thank you, Weekend Warrior! Thank you so much! (No sarcasm here, I swear!)
- I finally caught up with Game of Thrones! FML, that show is good. Did I mention that I wanna be called Khaleesi? I also want 3 dragons.
- Mad Men is back!!! I'm glad Don is a philanderer again. And I'm so glad they haven't killed Roger yet. The moment they do, they lose a viewer. Have I mentioned that I'm waiting for Don/Betty's suicide attempt?
- Spring break! Fuck spring break...
- There is this Canadian Whiskey that totally got to me after one shot. IDK if it was the fact that I hadn't drank in a while, or the lack of food in my stomach, but, fuck that shit was cray good.
- The last thing totally reminds me... the word "cray" is officially in my vocabulary. Congrats!
- Dee got hit on at Target. There goes that happy place. And there goes another future post :D
- I hung out with the Weekend Warrior. It was... good. K, I'm trying not to sound overly enthusiastic about it, but it was cray good. This totally deserves it's own post. And it will get it... soon.
- I had to ask Triple D about drugs. I kinda almost became a drug mule. Thank goodness I didn't go that far. Thank goodness ma boo didn't have to. But there goes another person that she can share her text addiction with.
- Awkward. is back! And so is my teen angst.
- Messaging this one guy got totally complicated. So much. He seems so awesome, and I like him, but shit got cray complicated. GRRRR!
- I got hit on at work. No, like openly hit on. By openly hit on, I mean, he asked me for my number. And, yes, I have been flirted with... by horny older men. Ugh! No, but this guy was around my age, pretty good looking, and he has a job! Ohmigod, the last one... kinda important. Here's the thing, if I do give him my number, and shit goes south, that'll totally complicate things for me at work. And he'll be another person I get to avoid. And another person who might hate me. Ugh, I need a vacay.
- April 30. Everything that happened there. I borrowed someone's car without them knowing and went everywhere. Ma boo knows wassup. And thank goodness the car survived. Had the car not survived, I wouldn't be here right now :) And there goes another blog post.
So the tally for the month
- some light flirting with many boys
- one night of too much drinking
- one morning of PDA and totally getting felt up at the beach with a really fucking hot guy
- the return of 3 shows that I love
- 1 day of misadventure with a person that I love in a car that, some can say, I stole... for A DAY
- the promise of 3 future posts
- and 1 person who is still a cray mess of a brunette
because this is my current happy song
Dark Halls by Au Revoir Simone