The Deep End - Hannah Georgas

Hello fellow hot dogs!

I hate love triangles. They are the most complicated thing in the world. They are the most unnecessary things in the world. Love triangles are the things that start wars.

They just suck. This is my belief. I think we should all recognize that they suck.

Love triangles are the focus of stories such as The Twilight Saga, The Hunger Games Trilogy and others.

Hey, I totally have a question: can I included the whole 50 Shades of Grey into this list? Can someone please let me know? And also, I was wondering if the chick totally gets backdoored? There's no way in hell I'm reading this shit so if someone could let me know so I could stop wondering? Thanks!!! You guys are the best!!!

Anyway, where was I?

Oh yes, aforementioned trilogies. If you ask me, said books are the root of all evil. We all know who the chick is gonna end up with. But some people (no, not me) chose to have this huge 'emotional' journey where the bitch fucks with two guys just because she can. What a whore. Plus, why is it a chick with two guys? Should I answer it? Okay, I believe that love triangles in which the 'heroine' is being chased by two dudes is more acceptable in our society because a) the WOMEN who write this are... drumroll please.... WOMEN! Duh! and b) men don't read nonfiction books as much as women and c) men going around with more that one chick at a time, it happens all the time (sleazy assholes!) so why would people pay to read about it?

Women chose to escape, men chose to cheat.
Bazzinga!!!

OMG, I'm so kidding!!!

So women have to write for others, as some men chose to do as well. James Patterson, I'm talking to you. And what sell: being chased by two hot, totally virile guys.

Okay, I'm checking my Kindle right now to see if I have any of these books.

*3.7 minutes later*

I can sigh in relief as I do not own any of these books. I don't think I would be able to look at myself if the mirror if I did.

Anyways, love triangles...

I don't know, it just all seem so... painful. Here's why. Usually, there is one person beloved by two. Those two can only presume that the one has feelings for them. But what if the one doesn't? What happens when the one chooses one of the two? The remaining person is left knowing that all this time they were chasing a ghost; that their love cannot be reciprocated. Does this leave them feeling unloved? Of course. Does this make them feel as though they are unlovable? Undoubtedly.

And then there's the other, almost as popular love triangle that includes person #1 loving person #2, but person #2 is in love with person #3, who loves person #2 as well but for some shitty ass reason #2 and #3 are not together. Are they pussies? Probably. Are they being super assholes fucking with person #1's emotions? Undoubtedly.

I don't know, if I had to chose between death and being caught in the middle of a love triangle, I would chose death. I can't picture myself being such a bitch that I would fuck with someone's feeling knowing that I don't feel the same. Plus, I wouldn't want someone to have the idea of love, and being in love because of me.

I don't know if I could ever forgive myself.

People, save us all the trouble and stay out of such situations.

Thank you,
Society.