So this will be my last post for this year. This has been a long ass year and I, for one, cannot wait for it to end. Less than 3 hours to go, son! Chika!
Anyways, I hope that next year can be better, until then, I can only hope that I will not repeat some of the mistakes from this year.
So without further delay, the best/worst of 2012 list.
THE BEST OF 2012:
- the pigeon story: I have to tell you this story one of these days, it's awesome.
- drunk at/after trip to Laugh Factory: I literally heckled people on Sunset blvd.
- learning that ma boo is funny ghetto and that J-Dog is just GHETTO ghetto
- drunk Prometheus: I was walking into things, like furniture and walls in my our house
- free drinks from J-Dog
- the deliciousness of Dear Sir: affirms that I have daddy-issues
- everything my boo boo has said this year: she has started calling her father "papi." that shit is something else.
- OKCupid: guys, you keep it interesting.
- Some Starbucks barista who shall be unnamed, aka DDD, tried to sell me drugs!!! Ooooooooohhh!
- "My babay, thay shot my babay!!!!" - only Dee could understand
- new iTouch
- CHANEL-O!!!
- I'm bringing ghetto back
- my new vocabulary includes such gems as: scripper, jam, eerbody, and a whole bunch of other good stuff
- my text and ringtones: 2 CHAINZ!
- making fun of Dee's ex for the better part of 3 hours: basically we kept saying that he got fat without purpose... so he got fat just to get fat. good times!
- NOT hurting myself on my bday this year... WOO!
- I actually went to a mortuary this year, like today. It looks just like a normal place!
- the Forest Ranger
- DAYDRINKING!
- fake names this year, wigs next year!!
- I cut my hair
- M83 live! Anthony can shake whatever god gave him! Yum!
- J-Dog: talking to him was such a mistake, I basically can't go to the Starbucks near my house
- OKCupid: some of you guys out there are assholes, most of you are horndogs... in the worst way ever.
- no new tats
- fucked up my first iTouch
- 3 hours at Best Buy and I didn't even get a new shirt???
- YOLO and SWAG: god, there are so many douchebag assholes out there
- is it just me or were people just about the shittiest drivers this year?
- that gay barista at the 6th/Spring Starbucks
- Miguel saw my tattoo(s): I was thinking I could keep them hidden until I turned 30 or some shit
- Instagram: errbody's on that shit; it's kinda played out
- the end of Gossip Girl: it was a train wreck, but I loved it
- series 3 of Downton Abbey: I won't tell you but its filled with death; and that Christmas special, WTF was that about???
- losing over 200 songs: I almost died.
- most songs from Flo Rida this year: I have now started saying that I feel sorry for the people who write his music.
- I can't carry my boo boo for long because she's gotten so big :(
- Ma boo's DUI
- the Forest Ranger
- hipsters! ugh!
- I cut my hair and felt like I made a mistake for a while
- I wasted a year of my life.
Until next year!