The Last One of 2012

/ Monday, December 31, 2012 /
Hello fellow hot dogs!

So this will be my last post for this year. This has been a long ass year and I, for one, cannot wait for it to end. Less than 3 hours to go, son! Chika!

Anyways, I hope that next year can be better, until then, I can only hope that I will not repeat some of the mistakes from this year.

So without further delay, the best/worst of 2012 list.

THE BEST OF 2012:
  • the pigeon story: I have to tell you this story one of these days, it's awesome.
  • drunk at/after trip to Laugh Factory: I literally heckled people on Sunset blvd.
  • learning that ma boo is funny ghetto and that J-Dog is just GHETTO ghetto
  • drunk Prometheus: I was walking into things, like furniture and walls in my our house
  • free drinks from J-Dog
  • the deliciousness of Dear Sir: affirms that I have daddy-issues
  • everything my boo boo has said this year: she has started calling her father "papi." that shit is something else.
  • OKCupid: guys, you keep it interesting.
  • Some Starbucks barista who shall be unnamed, aka DDD, tried to sell me drugs!!! Ooooooooohhh!
  • "My babay, thay shot my babay!!!!" - only Dee could understand
  • new iTouch
  • CHANEL-O!!!
  • I'm bringing ghetto back
  • my new vocabulary includes such gems as: scripper, jam, eerbody, and a whole bunch of other good stuff
  • my text and ringtones: 2 CHAINZ!
  • making fun of Dee's ex for the better part of 3 hours: basically we kept saying that he got fat without purpose... so he got fat just to get fat. good times!
  • NOT hurting myself on my bday this year... WOO!
  • I actually went to a mortuary this year, like today. It looks just like a normal place!
  • the Forest Ranger
  • DAYDRINKING!
  • fake names this year, wigs next year!!
  • I cut my hair
  • M83 live! Anthony can shake whatever god gave him! Yum!
THE WORST OF 2012:
  • J-Dog: talking to him was such a mistake, I basically can't go to the Starbucks near my house
  • OKCupid: some of you guys out there are assholes, most of you are horndogs... in the worst way ever.
  • no new tats
  • fucked up my first iTouch
  • 3 hours at Best Buy and I didn't even get a new shirt???
  • YOLO and SWAG: god, there are so many douchebag assholes out there
  • is it just me or were people just about the shittiest drivers this year?
  • that gay barista at the 6th/Spring Starbucks
  • Miguel saw my tattoo(s): I was thinking I could keep them hidden until I turned 30 or some shit
  • Instagram: errbody's on that shit; it's kinda played out
  • the end of Gossip Girl: it was a train wreck, but I loved it
  • series 3 of Downton Abbey: I won't tell you but its filled with death; and that Christmas special, WTF was that about???
  • losing over 200 songs: I almost died.
  • most songs from Flo Rida this year: I have now started saying that I feel sorry for the people who write his music.
  • I can't carry my boo boo for long because she's gotten so big :(
  • Ma boo's DUI
  • the Forest Ranger
  • hipsters! ugh!
  • I cut my hair and felt like I made a mistake for a while
  • I wasted a year of my life.
This has been something of a year. OMG, why isn't it over yet???

Until next year!

 
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