Okay, so here is something of a little diddle for you. I have this friend. She is awesome. She is a super talented artist and she's an engineer major. Basically, she's super freakin' awesome. And she use to be above it all. All the bullshit dynamics between the genders. She was honest, and direct with guys in her life, and they were the same with her. Until now.
Let's just say that she just got out of a relationship where the guys had been fucking with her... for a few months. It was ignored texts and calls and all the other little crap that guys pull when they lose interest. (You know what, guys, if you said from the get go that you lost interest, or whatever, I know that I would completely dislike you for it, but I'd appreciate the honesty; so I wouldn't consider you that much of a tool in the end.) And just like that, she went from being a well adjusted member of society, to being one of us crazy chicks.
Ah, crazy chicks. The cornerstone of our society. The one thing that, sadly enough, every girl must become, if only temporarily, at least once in her life. They are neurotic, over-thinking all the possibilities of things that could've happened, what could've been said, and some non-hardcore, and some hardcore, revenge fantasies to get back at guys. I'd like to think I'm a crazy chick for life, unless one of these days I find a guy who isn't completely fucking with me... like that's ever gonna happen.
Let me explain what I know about crazy chicks. Now, bear with me because I can only explain this so well; even though I've been a crazy chick since high school. Umm... crazy chicks once use to be normal, functioning members of society. They use to able to contribute without a problem. But after so many encounters with the opposite gender where, they were basically mentally fucked with, they can only do so much without presuming that a member of the opposite gender is completely fucking with them. But, be aware, that they too are at fault, since they continue to be attracted to complete assholes who will continue the preset cycle.
OMFG!!! If girls knew I just broke Girl Code, I'd totally be banned from the club.
Yes, many crazy chicks have a cycle predisposed from birth. And yes, plenty of us have daddy issues. I know I sure as hell do. This is why shit like this continues to happen, we continue trying to find someone special despite the fact that we are attracted to guys like our fathers. Okay, that sounded wrong. What I mean to say that the phrase "girls are attracted to men that remind them of their fathers", or some shit like that is true. I know that since this is the case for me, no matter what, I will do everything I absolutely can to remain single and unattached.
Yup. Give a girl a shitty experience with a guy, and hopefully, maybe, she'll remain normal. Give her more than one, and you've got a crazy chick. Like my friend, two bad, utterly horrible, boyfriends later, she's a crazy chick. And she's in the middle of a "plan", which I believed her to be SO above. I can't give details, because it just started and I sure as hell won't rat her out like that, but needless to say that I find it to be so reminiscent of high school (and this is coming from me!!!), and I wish she weren't doing it because she should be so above all this bullshit. Me, on the other hand, well, I can go lower. Get me whiskey drunk, and give me a metal baseball bat (or a crowbar, I'm not picky about it), and I will TOTALLY go destroy property of the last guy that fucked with me. And it'll become a truly fond memory, well at least for me.
Guys, you should be aware that if any girl is at a certain level of crazy, or a crazy chick, it's because you made us that way. This is all on, not exactly you per se, but a combination of you and your colleagues. Congratulations, guys! Mystery solved.
You make girls crazy.
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